When you're depriving a city of all their natural resources, and you meet a nice woman, it seems logical to just take her too.
Pillaging
Really just anything taken by force.
Sailing
Viking 1: Set an open course, to the virgin sea.
Viking 2: Maybe we'll find some virgins.
Viking 1: Yeah... And fuck 'em.
Longship with 80 Vikings aboard: Yeah!
Viking 2: Boosh.
Other Vikings
It's not often you see Vikings hanging out with Starbucks Baristas.
Braiding Beards
Intimidating when coupled with an ax.
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