It's important to protect your hands. After all, a man once said, "A man is not paid for having hands, but for using them." And the migrant workers didn't understand him.
Straw Hats
Spending most of your day outside, you need some kind of protection from UV rays. And umbrellas, although highly effective, slow progress in your back yard.
White People Deciding They Need to Fix Up the House
Helloooooo $60.
Mustaches
A status symbol. Like Tom Selleck it says, "I'm a man." On a side note, if your BMI is less than 20, and you have a mustache, it says, "I'm in a man."
Home Depot Parking Lots
Fact: The average migrant worker spends over 2/3 of their life in a Home Depot parking lot.
Fact: When migrant workers start getting college degrees white people are gonna be screwed.
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