Wednesday, August 6, 2008

Stuff Child Molesters Like

Play Grounds
A great place to make friends... good friends. Even if by force.

Sharing Candy
Sharing is caring. If I care enough to share my candy, you should care enough to share yourself.

White GMC Vans
Fast, unrecognizable, and it can fit a bed and a video camera in the back. What's not to like?

Public Pool Showers
Society doesn't have enough places where men and boys can get together and be naked.

Keeping Secrets
No one would understand your secret anyway.