Fast cars, expensive toys. That's exactly what 20 years of establishing good credit is for.
Young Women
It's like when you go home with a woman and you wake up the next day and realize that she is ugly. Except this time the woman is your wife, and the next day is 10 years later.
Ray Bans
Nothing takes the focus off graying hair and says "I'm young" like some stylish sunglasses like Joel wears.
Changing Careers
Finally telling your boss to fuck off. Now it's time for an unpaid internship at a design firm... all you have to do is learn Maya, Photoshop, Corel, and Quark first.
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