Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Stuff Redneck People Like

Although Jeff Foxworthy has done his part to cover this subject, we'll add a few more observations.

Confederate Flags 
A subtle way to tell everyone, "I still don't like black people."

The Second Amendment 
Good for protection against thieves (a.k.a. minorities). And no it's not a phallic symbol that compensates for low self esteem... You're just jealous you don't have one as powerful. 

Trucks
This is linked to not liking the environment.

Welfare 
Too bad they hate democrats.